FIRST TIME

The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !

I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?

by NikkiK May 22, 2006

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Get the FIRST TIMEmug.

time is money

IN BRIEF: Time is valuable.

Time is money. Money is also.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 21, 2007

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Get the time is moneymug.

fabricator time

Being overly optimistic about the timeline of a project, generally terrible with communicating never-ending delays in work.

He said it would only take a week to get me those parts, its been almost two months now, he must be working on fabricator time.

by valvecovergasket January 23, 2010

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Get the fabricator timemug.

Time-Warnered

Time-Warnered: when a technological service, especially one which promises to be adequate, fails due to crappy customer service, hardware, or other related issues thus making it impossible to enjoy some form of digital media.

Ugh, I can't watch the paternity tests on Maury. I'm getting Time-Warnered.

by TimeWarnerSucks February 19, 2010

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