A derogatory phrase expressing incredulity at the lack of understanding on the part of someone else, as in “Was I not speaking clearly enough for you?” “Did you not understand what I just said?” "What is wrong with you?"
by pdobrinen September 19, 2008

Commonly shouted out during those exams that nobody could ever give a fuck about.
Or mentioned in a large group of people, after Captain Obvious makes his most recent discovery.
Almost always followed up by a relating laugh, or the follow-on of the self-owned hilarity of the group, with
.... And knowing is half the battle.
G. I. Joooooeeee.
Or mentioned in a large group of people, after Captain Obvious makes his most recent discovery.
Almost always followed up by a relating laugh, or the follow-on of the self-owned hilarity of the group, with
.... And knowing is half the battle.
G. I. Joooooeeee.
*Sat in silence, the year 12s continue sitting in boredom after finishing the 2 hour General Studies exam in 3 and a half minutes, with flying colours and full marks.... Except James, because he doesn't have a brain stem....*
Invidulator: Right, Year 12. You have about.... 4 minutes left (of this pointless exam..)
Chad: And now we know!
John: And knowing is half the battle.
Chorus of year 12s: G. I. Joooooeeee!
Invidulator: Right, Year 12. You have about.... 4 minutes left (of this pointless exam..)
Chad: And now we know!
John: And knowing is half the battle.
Chorus of year 12s: G. I. Joooooeeee!
by DezmoBabyLoads October 8, 2011

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.
"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"
by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Someone whose father is an intellectual and their mother is a prostitute or simply stated; it's what you get when you cross a whore and a computer!
Fucking know-it-all: Anyone who forcibly interrupts, believes what they have to say is more important, makes more sense and is adamant more truthful than what is being presently stated by another person or persons!
by Waldo Pepper III August 3, 2019

When you know they are.
by Hacking_Lord May 24, 2018

Lockup is a documentary which airs on MSNBC. The show documents inmates serving time in jails and prisons. "You Know?" is the most commonly said phrase; which is used excessively by almost every single inmate. So Lockup - You Know? comes from the simple fact that the show is called "Lockup", and that every episode will include people that will say "You Know?" at the end of each one of their sentence.
Roses are red, you know? Violets are blue, you know? The inmates on Lockup can't articulate their thoughts without saying you know, you know? So it ends up being all about Lockup - You Know?
by the2ndflood July 7, 2010

by CandaceDixon January 31, 2019
