glass-wipe

when a person wipes his or her ass with a shard of glass thinking it's paper.

Ohhh man that was relieving...now let me just...oh shit. Omg why is my ass bleeding! Holy shit what did I just do? Aww man get me to a hospital I just glass-wiped myself.

by Silver K June 1, 2009

raccoon glasses

When a girl gives a blowjob and the guy proceeds to repeatedly smack his balls into the girls eye sockets, thus giving her two raccoon-like eyes.

Girl 1: ...and then when he finished he told me he gave me raccoon glasses?
Girl 2: Have you looked in the mirror since then?
Girl 1: No, should I?
Girl 2: Dumb slut.

by trror March 16, 2014

Get Glasses

to take shots or get drunk; to go out and drink alcohol

Hey, you tryna get glasses tonight?
Nah man I got glasses last week, I was fucked up!

by angie1354 November 9, 2018

vagina in a glass

A rum and Diet Cola.
A drink for pussies.

That ass clown always orders a Vagina in a Glass from our bartender Tacho.

by Brettchen September 8, 2016

chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.

"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

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by Dick L. December 14, 2013

peahead glasses

glasses for peaheads, on a normal person these glasses would look small, but no, there for peaheads.

peahead glasses are featured in camp rock.

by psamps January 27, 2009

The Glass Basement

A phenomenon similar to The Glass Ceiling in which a woman is given more freedom to act sleazy or raunchy than a man of a similar stature.

I fucked two girls I picked up at the club without using a condom last night, and my open-relationship partner did the same, but our friends only called me a degenerate. Talk about The Glass Basement!

by Raw Doggins January 28, 2010