A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.
Me: puts shopping away in fridge*
Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .
Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *
Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .
Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *
by B.xtreme March 11, 2018
fridge chicken nuggets are chicken nuggets that go in a fridge and will replace the word fuck to be nice
by alice is cool May 16, 2021
by Saulman500 September 22, 2023
“Did you see Johnny dirtying up the fridge on Jeff? It looked like a chocolate fountain after he was done”
by BrerMason February 22, 2025
This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest
I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.
by Mable’s Memmy’s May 18, 2018
by goosebumpslover November 26, 2024
When you tell someone you will be available in a second and then cowardly hiding in a fridge i.e outright lying (including and not limited to lying everyday in a political campaign)
by A_b_c1 December 11, 2019