creep certification

Permission to creep somebody's facebook profile.

Just look at my profile pic. I'm not a creep. I give you creep certification!

by McNooget September 26, 2010

creeping wheebies

creeping wheebies is the feeling you get when someone eats off a Emergency room floor.

I saw Beavis's mom eat a pill off the ER floor giving me a case of the creeping wheebies.

by goatpharmer May 12, 2010

Creep Mobber

One who does a weird or awkward action continually with out realization.

That girl is a creep mobber, the last few days she's gradually been moving her seat to where mine is.

by XRFH March 19, 2009

sleep creep

A dude who sends you pics from bed, usually trying to look sleepy and sexy at the same time, but it turns out creepy.

"Uuuugggghhh he sent me a pic of him in bed trying to look sexy and he just looked sleepy and creepy as fuck."
"Like a sleep creep?"
"Yes, exactly like that."

by lepoot March 11, 2015

feature creep

what Mark CIO cries for in his sleep. Sees it as a good thing not as a bad.

Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.

Mark won't do anything about all this feature creep, it's like getting 1,000 cold henrys!

by Marks [MoMo] July 09, 2004

red light creeping

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.

I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.

by Carlinfan December 05, 2010

Cum Creep

A woman who will do absolutely anything for a shag

'ello darlin fancy a bit of 'ows yer farver???

by Freddy the fingerer July 17, 2003