She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.
by peppapigisbae October 08, 2018
someone who has it all together on a professional level but the second the suit and tie comes off he/she becomes a raging hot mess with no clue how to handle themselves in a social atmosphere. especially when drugs or alchol come into play.
could you believe JOHN/JANE got naked at the bar? i would never expect that from a math teacher at a christian school.i have never seen suchan example of social bastardry,it was ridiculous.
by thoughtlesshero June 07, 2009
The belief that the communal dumpster capacity is to be distributed according to the need of each individual in that community.
Trudi: Our garbage dumpster is full.
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
Eric: I'll just toss it in the neighbor's.
Trudi: Is that the right thing to do?
Eric: Yes, it's dumpster socialism!
by antipole September 04, 2009
When you are trying to strike up a conversation and the one you are trying to talk to gives you no response.
by Anonymous Model May 07, 2009
The action of punching someone in the face when they come within 6' / 2m of you during the COVID-19 pandemic.
Joe: That guy is getting close
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
Chris: Don't worry, I'll take care of him with a little social fistancing.
*POW!*
by Radiohunter March 10, 2021
A small, yet rather plan area at a college dorm. It is emtpy from morning until 10:00 p.m. Then, procrastinators all arrive with laptops to type papers. Also, ghetto students hook up their Xbox to play video games on the 50 inch TV. This room is usually equipped with vending machines and comfy chairs.
by thecollegelife November 17, 2011
Friend 1: "Why does that girl wear a long-sleeved sweater even in the middle of summer?"
Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
Friend 2: "It's Social PPE in case anyone tries to hug her."
by Esncoosne January 16, 2013