Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Deck

To Deck is to hit someone hard enough to knock them out. The most used move to 'deck' someone is to grab their face and bring it down onto your knee, thus decking them in the schnozz (nose).

"You try that shit with me and I'll deck you in your schnozz"

by Rondour December 29, 2020

Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 25, 2022

Tech Deck Support

"Tech Deck Support" usually occurs in a situation when one is asked to do a task that requires something technical, however, does not know how to fathom, for which is required to call "Tech Deck Support". After calling "Tech Deck Support" it is vital for one to make the ambulance noise after that, in order to alert the Tech humans around.

Person: "Hey could you help me connect this window computer to the smartboard?"
Other Person: "Ohhh um "Tech Deck Support" " *Ambulance noise

by Tech Deck Support May 8, 2018

one-deck

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by Tiesto May 22, 2003

Deck

When your boy is out in freezing cold weather but he still looking Fly.

That boy look deck

by Ricekrispy April 4, 2022

Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 5, 2022