Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.
Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.
by Hazela December 04, 2010
Ole girl was giving me some head, and it got so hard, I tucked it to the back. Ended up getting a roe job and rim job at the same time. Then I gave her a breath mint and told her to get the fuck out of my house.
by V-bone! November 22, 2017
1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.
4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.
Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.
by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019
This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
by Wheeler69 March 09, 2013
by Maccamore February 15, 2021
A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
by Gabe JT Paul MV January 26, 2014
Last summer I visited Greece and got the best Stoshu job I've ever recieved.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.
by rockothetaco November 14, 2013