Numbers

It Means Money

Let Me Hold Some Numbers! You Got A Couple Numbers On You! You Got Some Numbers For Me?

by reserved2k8 August 29, 2009

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

nmsen

A failure to understand or interpret correctly.

I had a great workout yesterday, nmsen?

by easyf April 18, 2010

Number 2.5

When your standing there doing a piss and you feel a fart coming on but instead you shart yourself and now you have to sit down on the toilet to finish your shit whilst cleaning up the mess in your undies.

mate, why were you in the toilet so long?

I went in to do a piss and ended up cleaning myself up, bloody done a number 2.5 (two and a half)..

by Wayne-Car May 12, 2017

Numesthesia

The synesthetic condition wherein a person perceives numbers as human. The diagnostic name for it is Ordinal Linguistic Personification (OLP).

When she told me that Four was just too shy and Nine too haughty so she couldn't multiply them, I knew she had numesthesia.

by Fando Mandelbaum May 27, 2017

number eleven

nickname for a kid with a permanent snotty nose

There's Jill, she's got number eleven on her top lip again.

by duvelx August 13, 2017

numbenuff

When one drinks to much that their ass sphincter goes numb.

Because the wife had to many tequila shots, her ass went numbenuff to allow my Scooter to penetrate her anal O' rings with minimal pain.

by Scooter Summers September 2, 2017