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Noah

Incredibly small penis, has a severe form of anorexia and secretly loves ass (male ass). Yes, you've guessed correctly he is a fag hahaha! whoops, almost forgot to mention the most common relatability to all Noah's is the uncontrollable love for sex with older men, particularly their own grandfathers. #homosexuality #microweiny #GrandpaIwantmoney
Noah, we can see your anal leakage. You're ruining my carpet fuck man
by DingleBerryGerry September 17, 2019
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The same mulatto from before. A total meme god despite being short af. Likes to spend his time beating fags and minorities (other than himself) and killing sand niggers.
Hey, it's Noah ,the same mullatto from before.
*gets killed for being a sand nigger*
by Mynotna November 19, 2018
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A soy boy

males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.
Girl 1: “Noah is such a soyboy
Girl 2: “ yeah I bet his dick is so small
by Pusssssydestroyer6969 November 14, 2019
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Noah is really gay!!
by Noah the gayest December 16, 2019
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Disgustingly chunky and thinks he is buff he picks on small people and poos his pants if your name is Noah please change it because your trash...... if your younger brothers name is Sebi I hate you ...
by Aaabbbccc ddd August 5, 2019
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A transgender whore that sucks dick for a living and manipulates and uses ppl
Noah “No babe I only want 300$“

Person “Ok I love you
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Fat ass mother fucker who never like to shut the fuck up with his cringy ass dirty minded jokes and puns btw I’m noah
by Noahj45 your mom is gay November 13, 2018
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