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Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
by Chop81 January 10, 2021
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Sock hat

See beanie
So much better than beanie

Dear editors,
Sock hat is a better word for beanie and u better publish this word or I will be sad
See condom
Donald trumps double chin
See the part of the dick Jews cut off
See plz publish this I will love u forever
That’s obviously a sock hat
Only losers say beanie
by Jejdhdbdbdjdndndndn September 27, 2019
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tube socked

It's not a real thing, it just sounds dirty when you say it out loud
Guy 1: you ok bro?
Guy 2: nah man, I just got tube socked!
Guy 1: eeh
by Your Mom692 March 14, 2019
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sea sock

A hidden sock used by a sailor, inmate or a resident at an institution to discretely masturbate into.
After lights out and the other inmates dozed off, the sea sock came out.
by FO August 17, 2017
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water sock

A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their

podos.
Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\
by Rianon February 14, 2018
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ham sock

AKA condom, rubber, jimmy hat n. A flexible sheath, usually made of thin rubber or latex, designed to cover the penis during sexual intercourse for contraceptive purposes.
Damn, Scott hit that bitch raw dawg, and didnt even think of using a Ham Sock.
by smokinsoljah420 February 23, 2007
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socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer
by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008
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