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gChat Nazi

Someone who constantly reminds, complains, and/or whines that your current status message does not reflect your current circumstances or has typos.
Bill is such a gChat Nazi.
by apumaster April 4, 2009
mugGet the gChat Nazimug.

Nazi Amish

1. Members of the Mormon church

2. Peeps in Utah who belong to this amish type church with
fascist leanings.
The Nazi Amish came by this morning, pimpin their shit about the Book of Mormon
by Arcticcat October 14, 2007
mugGet the Nazi Amishmug.

Career Nazi

A person who is so focused on money, status and career advancement that they are blind to most of what makes life enjoyable and meaningful. Things, people and experiences that do not directly further their career goals mean nothing to them. How they dress, what they drive, where they vacation, what they talk about is all focused on presenting a competent, successful image of themselves to people in a position to hire them, promote them or give them business. Everything else in life is worthless to them (until, of course, they achieve that success and realize it didn't come close to filling the hole in them they thought it would). Then they reverse tactics and become all new-agey in an attempt to reverse decades of single-minded careerism. Children of these people roll their eyes a lot and think their parents are assholes.
I just wasted two hours of my life having dinner with my client. They're such a career nazi, we had to talk business all night long. I need a drink
by kabukulator October 1, 2010
mugGet the Career Nazimug.

grammar nazi

an elitist who gets off on correcting others' grammar and spelling because it makes him feel superior.

grammar nazis often misidentify grammar as the primary determinant of one's intelligence and the most important element of expression.

this belief stems from the grammar nazi's insecurity, which leads him to learn the simplest thing in the whole fucking world to learn and impose it on others, earning self-gratification in the process. realizing how easy but effective it is, the nazi continues this ego masturbation until he can no longer separate the truth from the lie: grammar's not that important, no one gives a shit, and no one likes you.

grammar nazis don't realize that in actuality, grammar is too ambiguous to have a rigid standard, and that though basic grammar is necessary, most grammar rules are not, and can restrict good expression.
Shakespeare: What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty!

grammar nazi: Speak in complete sentences.

Shakespeare: the ability to communicate both colorfully and effectively is way more admirable then perfect grammar so stop sucking Webster's dick, you grammar nazi.
by jjsdfkakfadk January 15, 2008
mugGet the grammar nazimug.

Java Nazi

This is a term used by computer programmers to refer to another programmer who is an elite perfectionist who knows everything about the Java programming language and can do nearly anything using the Java programming language.
Kieran: I wonder if it's possible to teach a computer to love.
Nathan: I bet Scott could do it. After all, he's a complete Java Nazi.
by Inva Derbo Ots October 3, 2006
mugGet the Java Nazimug.

NOISE NAZI

- a neighbor who's overly concerned about the noise created when some guitars, drums and singers are practicing in the privacy of their backyard.
"effin noise nazi tried to shut us down when we were practicing . what a wanker"
by thomas harding June 3, 2007
mugGet the NOISE NAZImug.

lane nazi

A person who desires to cotrol the behavior of fellow drivers by refusing to move to the left lanes (aka the slow lanes) and thereby acting as barrier to the free flow of traffic.

May be the driving stage of the hayes street shuffle.
That fricken lane nazi is blocking traffic for a half a mile.
by nickson February 10, 2006
mugGet the lane nazimug.

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