Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

bym muscles

Beat your meat muscles - biceps muscles guys get after beating their meat off.

Dude your muscles aren't real, they're just bym muscles

by Meish September 16, 2017

Muscle memory

The regaining of muscle which you build up a lot quicker then those who never worked out before

Austin you’re a bitch because you never developed Muscle Memory

by hahainyourface69 May 12, 2021

Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.

Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"

by paranoidrain June 27, 2011

Mussels Got Muscles

A group of mussels that has some nice big muscles.

"Yo those mussels got muscles! Man those muscles are absolutely huge bro! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The muscle that surrounds and closes the opening of the anus.

Ted Nugent loves to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle when he's on tour.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022

muscle cars rule

Thats me

Muscle cars rule is so cool

by Muscle cars rule December 2, 2023