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Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 27, 2011
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spicy muscles

A male that's not only attractive but also has with big muscles.
He's hott and has big muscles, he's spicy muscles.
by Iceyhott August 27, 2017
mugGet the spicy musclesmug.

Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis
Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas
by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017
mugGet the Meat Musclemug.

one muscle

1. a dance invented by the sciupa femmine, denny, and his cock monster affiliate benny
2. its a dance where you hold your one finger in the air and move your hips as if you are having sex, moving only your one muscle
Forget the Electric Slide, come here and see the one muscle!!
by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004
mugGet the one musclemug.

Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy
D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs
by Undatedshrimp January 9, 2017
mugGet the Pussy Musclemug.

muscle pussy

A vagina on a body of substantial muscle. Women bodybuilders, and especially female/trans persons on steroids, create the juxtaposition of masculinity and femininity. A pussy graduates to "muscle" status when it looks like it can put anything that gets close to it in a head lock.
- Wow look at the huge bodybuilder; he must have 22" arms!

- Dude, that's a chick; don't you see that muscle pussy?
by cmusc June 29, 2014
mugGet the muscle pussymug.

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.
Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
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