How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 02, 2024

cocky much

Owned by Ruchir Sharma (legally). He will sue you if you use it without his permission

cocky much?

by worldlaw March 23, 2022

You can carry as much as you can

It means what it means

"Just remember, you can carry as much as you can" - Daware

by Arehol August 05, 2017

Why do I like cloud so much?

A phrase mostly said by a good friend of mine that has a crush on someone who’s code name is “cloud”

Why do I like cloud so much?
I don’t know
But their so nice…

by carranza6520 May 03, 2022

skinny weigh how much that penny weigh

Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole

Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”

by Wishes dj August 18, 2024

Doin’ Much

Doing over the top and beyond when you don’t need to and it makes you look stupid

Bro , you Doin’ Much , stop it , you look stupid

Aight bra , my bad

by GoochieBratha2000 October 19, 2019

The Pretty Much OK

McGee, one who is good at destroying things, but not as good as the Mighty One; One who says things that sometimes scare people; One who makes a "Tardy" out of several people; Master of "Two Man Enter, one man leave, Ring RING!"; See also Mega

Mega gave head to McGee, The Pretty Much OK.

by Marcus April 18, 2003