After having unprotected sex, when you try to take a piss, but it goes everywhere and you have to clean the bathroom.
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A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'
Also known as 'The M.P'
by Cook!e February 26, 2008
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Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.
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Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!
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