morning feet 

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

morning feet by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

Morning Angst 

When you wake up (usually early) in the morning to go to work/school, and you can't help but think life blows, and that you'd rather stay in bed all day.

6:00 AM- Alarm goes off
Person: (experiencing Morning Angst) Ughhhhh fuck life..... i wanna sleep

Morning Angst by OarNahom April 6, 2011

Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.

"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"

Morning Cream by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013

Morning flagpole 

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

Morning flagpole by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018

Morning Fanny 

Its like Morning breath, but from your fanny.

I wouldn't touch me there, I have Morning Fanny!

Morning Fanny by Morningfanny January 20, 2019

Morning Buddy 

A person who you sleep with to then wake up with in the morning to have sex with

Jessica: Yeah last night I had Jake over as a Morning Buddy and god I love waking up to him going down on me
Brooklyn: God I'll have to invite him over to be my Morning Buddy sometime

Morning Buddy by M4H4 July 8, 2020

foggy morning surprise 

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

foggy morning surprise by myn odu December 31, 2009