monkandcanatella

Great Music. If God made music it would sound like this!

wow man, monkandcanatella are THE worlds best band. The singer rocks, he reminds me of a young Neil Young!

by marina o'brien May 27, 2008

monyaka

a wild out of control female dog. a dog that runs the neighborhood in heat looking for male dogs. "brushka"

the monyaka comes and taunts my male dog through the fence and drive him to act as a brushka

by puccini monyaka December 10, 2009

Montanti

Flaming Ginger

Guy 1: Is that girl on fire?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is just a montanti.

by yeahhmannn November 15, 2009

montana helper

a shit filled pot with hamburger much like hamburger helper

Your mom ate the montana helper i made last night

by Nosh118 August 18, 2011

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church December 5, 2012

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)

Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!

by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016