The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019

Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.

Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?

by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019

Monday fever

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever

I got Monday fever from welding earlier and now I got the shakes.

by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

cyborg monday

A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.

"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.

by IDONTMIND April 10, 2019

krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.

"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "

by bad man 69 x May 29, 2018

Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018