Skip to main content

mansgression

The childlike tendency of many males of the species to heedlessly put to use things that obviously weren't intended for the usage they've put them to and then acting innocent/dumbfounded/shocked when caught doing so by the female of the species who thought that NOT using the object in question in the manner which they've just caught the male of the species using was a no-brainer.
1. She (in shocked fury in the kitchen having walked in on a major mansgression): "I can't believe you just used our crock pot to change the oil in your truck. That's for cooking, now it's ruined!"
He (with befuddled innocence): "But it was just the right size for the job. You can always wash it out before you use it."
2. She (in shocked fury at his latest mansgression): "I can't believe you used mother's brand new lace tablecloth to wipe the gravy off your face with!"
He (with befuddled innocence while sitting next to a pile of clean paper napkins): "But there weren't any napkins, what was I supposed to do?"
She: rolls eyes in exasperation before rapidly massaging his head with the nearest blunt object.
by oone1 August 25, 2010
mugGet the mansgression mug.

manscalator

I wonderful form of a rotation of seats moving slowly along the mall..only for men to sit and enjoy watching there..LADIES SHOP!! beverages served,tv..and even a comfortable pillow of your choice.....a tab will enable you to supervise your loved one shopping..and when you have had ENOUGH PRESS THE RED BUTTON! AND YOU IMMEDIATELY GET BROUGHT TO YOUR VEHICLE...whether you or her are fighting it will get resolved in our complimentary lounge 1 drink per person....
I went to the mall with my husband, and my friend and loved them to be able to sit and enjoy the game, tv, snacks on the manscalator...I dislike the red button..I was unable to make it to TIffannys...oh theres on line!!
by ava lynne December 27, 2011
mugGet the manscalator mug.

Manscapril

Use your imagination with your manscaping during the month of APRIL.
This month is ManscApril so act accordingly please.
by DannyJ November 10, 2013
mugGet the Manscapril mug.

manscort

A gay man taking a woman out, as her escort.
Sarah, your manscort is here to take you to the party!
by PKTHOR December 13, 2013
mugGet the manscort mug.

Mansbian

A male that is heterosexual but has all the emotions and mental capacity of a woman. In extreme cases, over complicating the most simple situations. Lacking in masculine social skills, confused on why women don't get them, and % 100 guaranteed to fail in any dating environment.
"Did you hear that guy rambling about how women don't get him and he cant find a date on Tinder?What fucking mansbian!"
by Dr.Mansbian October 8, 2014
mugGet the Mansbian mug.

Mansault

When a woman physically or sexually assaults a man.
I don't know why society generally thinks a woman shouldn't get their ass kicked if they mansault a man.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
mugGet the Mansault mug.

Manshade

When a man throws shade at another man
No one even cares about your sports ball stats, bro. #manshade
by smallFryqueen May 16, 2015
mugGet the Manshade mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email