Michael

Michael is a bitch
by Jyourney April 13, 2017
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Michael

1. Guy1: Hey do you know Michael

Guy2: yeah he is an asshole
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Michael

Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode
Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael
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Ugliest Man you will ever see. Honestly don’t go near him. He breaks ur heart, and makes ur eyes cry just from looking at him. He isn’t cute in the heart, soul, or body. He is just, disgusting.
Ava: Ew i hate Michael.

Ava 2: I know look him staring us because he has no friends.
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A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.
Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.
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An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.
Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
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you're such a fucking Michael
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