Major Cloog

A literal god, He has killed millions of furr- A literal groomer.

Person: Hey what happened to major cloog?
Person 2: He groomed minors, and he quit.

by psuedpo_cc July 3, 2024

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

Major Sport

Activity that is demanding of physical prowess, it is competitive and it makes you sweat a lot (this includes cleaning)

"Cleaning is a major sport"

by Ten Inches January 1, 2012

major

a scawny, boney, wrinkled neck.

Girl 1: Have you seen Luke with that Major??

by random29492 April 17, 2024

Major Player

HUSBANDDDDDDD

Major Player is my favorite Toontown boss

by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024

Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Major

Big as shit, lies about everything, makes everyone his "bitch", claims he gets puss

look at that kid he's such a Major

by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017