machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

Macoinflip

A nickname given to NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes. This came after the Chiefs won the coin toss and got an easy touchdown, winning over the bills and staining one of the greatest games ever seen. Change the overtime rules.

Person 1: Oh look the AFC championship is on!
Person 2: Aw man, not another Macoinflip

Person 1: Don’t worry Joe Shiesty is here to save the day

by baysied January 31, 2022

Macin

1. To demolish or outplay
2. To eat a lot of something (to destroy what’s on your plate)

3. To insult someone

“That team is trash, I’ll be macin em later.”

“I was macin on this chicken earlier bro, shit was insane.”

“I was macin that man in the lobby earlier”

by ALOEA December 27, 2022

Mackino (cheese)

absolutely devouring the cheese.

"I hear she gives really good Mackino (cheese) ... slut."

by creamserena February 2, 2023

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 29, 2007

paradise machine

an inexplicable feeling of ecstasy resulting from a physical or mental triumph.

I don't know how I managed to pass that class but whatever, I'm on the paradise machine now baby.

by Anodomini89 January 23, 2009

Racket machine

Juke box

He was standing with his back against the racket machine.

by klbr August 6, 2009