paradise machine 

an inexplicable feeling of ecstasy resulting from a physical or mental triumph.

I don't know how I managed to pass that class but whatever, I'm on the paradise machine now baby.

paradise machine by Anodomini89 January 23, 2009

Racket machine 

Juke box

He was standing with his back against the racket machine.

Racket machine by klbr August 6, 2009

vending machine journalism 

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

vending machine journalism by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Goo Machine 

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

Goo Machine by bacon69 February 6, 2010

Treble Machine

A factory car stereo with unintelligible bass.

or...

A reference to a car notorious for negative bass, i.e. your Grandmother's Buick with all presets on AM talk radio.

Dude, crank the treble machine.

I'm not driving your treble machine, yo.

Treble Machine by moxie_mama April 20, 2010

Pulling Machine 

A person (mainly a boy) who is usually seen chatting up girls (or boys) at parties. They may have numerous girls (or boys) around him/her. The term comes from the term "pull" meaning to attract someone to a point where they start to have casual sex.

Guy 1: "Did you see Ryan with those birds?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's an A-class pulling machine!"

Pulling Machine by donkin' D December 21, 2010

Self machine 

Another name for a human so called because most humans are very very selfish. They only look out for there own asses and if you can look out for or help your self that just tough.

Most people are just self machines.

Self machine by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011