Guaranteed sex. No matter what time of day or where you are if a guy says let's have sex 'for the lols' he will immediately get lucky. The girl automatically says yes.
by Analslut February 17, 2014
Get the for the lolsmug. by AQUA16 May 13, 2005
Get the Lolmug. the word lol (laugh out loud) wit ness added on the end of it for special effect made up by me an used all around the country now **im 2 cool**
by ehh September 12, 2004
Get the lolnessmug. Gramps: Jimmy, getcher pants out of that whatsit and come help me with the fertilizer!
Jimmy: LOL! Grampa, it's called a computer, and my pants are not in it.
Gramps: Eh? Don't get all fancy with your 'cool cat' lingo, boy. Use the English they spend all that time teaching you in school. Why, if those silly innernets words were ever put in the dictionary, I'd start speaking FRENCH. And you know how much I hate those darned French... Why when I was your age, blah blah respected our blah blah blah....
Jimmy: *sigh...*
Jimmy: LOL! Grampa, it's called a computer, and my pants are not in it.
Gramps: Eh? Don't get all fancy with your 'cool cat' lingo, boy. Use the English they spend all that time teaching you in school. Why, if those silly innernets words were ever put in the dictionary, I'd start speaking FRENCH. And you know how much I hate those darned French... Why when I was your age, blah blah respected our blah blah blah....
Jimmy: *sigh...*
by Highly Uncreative Pseudonym March 18, 2010
Get the LOLmug. A "web lingo" mostly used by AOL noobs. This is what they say when they really dont care what you say. See AOL and AIM. See also lmao, rofl, and haha.
Person 1: OMG IT WAS SO HORRIBLE, I WAS BEING CHASED AROUND THE PARKING LOT BY A CAR AND I BARELY ESCAPED AND HE ALMOST RAN ME OVER.
Person 2: lol.
Person 1: OMG AND LIKE ALSO THIS UGLY PERSON WAS LIKE OMG I HATE U I'M NEVER GONNA SAVE YOU.
Person 2: lol.
Person 2: lol.
Person 1: OMG AND LIKE ALSO THIS UGLY PERSON WAS LIKE OMG I HATE U I'M NEVER GONNA SAVE YOU.
Person 2: lol.
by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009
Get the LOLmug. "LOL" is a popular internet abbreviation for "laugh out loud."
1. It is often mistaken by parents as "lots of love."
2. It is often used in texting and online chats when things get awkward, or when there is nothing else to say.
1. It is often mistaken by parents as "lots of love."
2. It is often used in texting and online chats when things get awkward, or when there is nothing else to say.
1. When texting your mom:
Mom: "Grandma died. LOL"
You: WTF?
2. When texting a person you don't know too well:
Person: "I forgot my homework the other day and my teacher yelled at me!"
You: LOL I gotta go now.
Mom: "Grandma died. LOL"
You: WTF?
2. When texting a person you don't know too well:
Person: "I forgot my homework the other day and my teacher yelled at me!"
You: LOL I gotta go now.
by BTM13 December 30, 2011
Get the LOLmug. 1. Abbreviation for "Laugh out Loud". Substitution for laughter.
2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
2. How girls on the internet let guys know that they do anal
1. A- why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from your mother's ugly face!
B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
C- lol
A- F**k you
B- lol
D- lol
2. See slut
B- What's the difference between your penis and your jokes? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
C- lol
A- F**k you
B- lol
D- lol
2. See slut
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
Get the Lolmug.