log flogger

A person who is a serial masterbator

Danir is a log flogger from way back

by Speckymcgoo July 31, 2017

Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.

Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!

by baggergod9000 July 31, 2021

log twagling

something thats sounds bad, but really means nothing

I walked in on my friend log twagling

by backerman May 25, 2010

Meat log

Your penis

She slowly grabbed and started eating my meat log

by Tetsuo Percival January 5, 2019

Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 6, 2023

Doodle Logging

Whenever you have to take a nice solid shit but instead of letting it drop you clench it with your anus. You then waddle over to the bare walls, turn around and bend over to expose the tip of shit and use the walls as your canvas.

Nick forgot to lock the bathroom door again. When I walked in he was doodle logging my walls. I really think he's the next Picasso. I just wish he practiced his craft at his own place.

by Merchaholic March 5, 2020

bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs

scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process

by Gnu782 September 24, 2023