Lobster Claw

The sexual act of using one hand to pleasure a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously.

This is done by joining the pointer finger and middle into one claw and inserting in one hole, while forming the the second claw with the ring finger and pinkie and inserting into another hole.

Jimmy: "Man I totally lobster clawed that girl out last night."
Frankie: "Oh yea? Did you claw her up hard?"
Jimmy: "Hell yea I did, I Lobstered her all night!"

by AyeSugarTits May 30, 2018

Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

The Red Lobster Dream

The Red Lobster Dream is an extremely significant sign that the Red Lobster has visited you at night. You and the other person in the Red Lobster Dream have been caught in the claws of the Red Lobster's curse.

"I had a dream we were at Red Lobster together"
"Fuck that's the Red Lobster Dream"

by GrunglePuss January 11, 2024

lobster cock

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.

ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!

by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020

Lobster

A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.

"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"

"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."

by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012

Lobster slime

Female wetness of the vagina

I put my hand on her vagina and she was soaking in lobster slime

by Hookey69 February 6, 2020

lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

by Kris Patel January 18, 2016