lobster pulp 

A really cool sounding... two words.

Wanna know a really cool sounding two words? Lobster Pulp! You fucking ass fuck! Mike be's gay.

lobster pulp by Bob Balls August 27, 2004

lobster penis 

a condition characterized by having a large, red weewee

Golly gee,Jean,you have a lobster penis!

lobster penis by Rakestraw August 7, 2006

rock lobster 

what retarded people think is just a song by the B-52's. It's a boner!

I will fuck you with my rock lobster.

rock lobster by BettaThanYou May 12, 2008

Lobster Volleyball 

When the players on a volleyball team get so into the game that they turn red like lobsters.

*Watching volleyball game* "Dude is that gleek???" "Hehe Lobster Volleyball" "The more he plays, the redder he gets!" "He's a human lobster!"

Lobster Volleyball by Bradley Countay October 7, 2010

Colon Lobster 

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom

Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!

Colon Lobster by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009

Lobster Bib 

A Superman/Pearl Necklace hybrid. When your significant other is sleeping, on their back, you sneek around to their side of the bed and rub one off, finishing on or around the neck area. You then, place the bed sheet over the Pearl Necklace. If performed correctly, the sheet should stick and give the effect of a lobster bib upon their waking up.

My girl fell asleep before I got some lastnight, so i gave her a lobster bib before I left.

Lobster Bib by Russell Crow 184 July 8, 2009

red lobster 

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

red lobster by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006