Lima Bean

When a girl takes her used condom, empties it out and freezes the skizz, and then discreetly puts it in her man's ice cream the next day. A technique for emasculating and humiliating a heterosexual man by providing undeniable proof that he has swallowed semen, albeit unknowingly.

Watch out dude, I heard she slipped her last boyfriend a lima bean!

by Zyaarrrrgh July 23, 2009

Llama

To pee, whilst standing upon an elevated surface.

I just Llama'd all over my desk, fuck!

by Llamacalypse July 14, 2010

Llama Daddy

A guy who demonstrates exceptional abilities in the art of giving a girl oral sex (see Llamas).

This title is only earned after receiving numerous compliments on their Llama-giving abilities.

"Mmm...baby you gave me the best Llama ever before you left. You're my Llama Daddy!"

"Girl, put yo' pants back on! I ain't yo' Llama Daddy!"

"Sorry, I'm already someone else's Llama Daddy. :/"

by Cotton Hoe's Llama Daddy February 4, 2010

Lima Bean

A Caucasian Male who has been exposed to so much Latin culture through his romantic relationship that he begins to exhibit extreme Alpha-Male traits including but not limited to: red-face, machismo, know-it-all, paranoia, photographic memory only when convenient to him and baldness.

Hey Gloria, your man is such a Lima Bean!

by AriesChic327 January 23, 2016

cheesy llamas in paradise

a statement used when walking in on a friend in the act of cheating on his girlfriend

guy walks in on friend cheating on his girlfriend
guy says cheesy llamas in paradise and walks out

by kirby123 October 20, 2009

serial llama

A person who has a tendency to spit a lot.

-Dude, don't be such a serial llama.
-I can't help it. It's my plate's fault.

-Geez, did you see that play? The actor who played Mercutio was a total serial llama

by lolzaloli September 19, 2010

Fierce Spitting Llama

When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.

i got Lily with the old Fierce Spitting Llama last night

by Ryan Monty Naylor May 1, 2006