lemon pussy

Pussy that tastes like urine

Dude, it was so gross when I went down on Maria Guerrero she had such bad lemon pussy.

by jizzfest2014 June 29, 2014

Lemonade Stand Girl

Another way to say that someone's girlfriend is way younger than him/her. Often used in a jealous rage.

"So, if the two of them are out on a date, who's operating her lemonade stand?"

by LynZ Mullin-Malakian May 7, 2004

Lemon test

The process of checking to see if the girl you are about to get it on with has any STDs (open sores). While making out, secretly apply some lemon juice to your fingers (you don't actually use a lemon wedge morons) and then rub/insert said fingers into her "warm and fuzzy area". If she begins to scream, cringe, or show pain in any way chances are she has open sores and most likely an STD.

When Jojo was making out with Becky he secretly dabbed his fingers in some lemon juice and gave her the lemon test. When she started to complain about it burning he knew she had the funk!

by Firesole03 December 11, 2011

lemon square

A nicer, classier code word for a vagina. It's as simple as that.

Yo girl, lemme git at dat lemon square.

Do you like to eat lemon squares?

by Kris XVX June 29, 2011

Strawberry Lemonade

When a girl is on her period, her strawberry lemonade is the mixture of piss and period blood

I just got five dollars for drinking my sister's strawberry lemonade.

by Nolan Scracthmapole March 29, 2010

Lemon Seeds

Seeds from a lemon.

Goddamnit, I almost choked on lemon seeds.

by Billcheese1 February 12, 2010

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010