larry bird

The object and act of taking the biggest shit of you're life. Rhymes with Turd. Also abbreviated to Larry.

DUDE #1: Hurry the fuck up man! I've got the biggest Larry Bird poking out!

TAXI DRIVER: I'm going as fast as I can! I don't need you Larry Birding my clean GypsyCab, so hold the fuck on!

by J Bodanac May 04, 2006

sheel-larry

The ability to get drunk from 1 beer and start acting a fool.

Ameet pulled a sheel-larry last night when he started making out with my hamster.

by jimi marley May 17, 2008

ashy larry

the extremely unfortunate, yet undeniably hilarious place in time where an unlucky individual inadvertently picks up a semi-full beer can that a smoking party guest has ashed in and drinks or chugs it

"whoaa that dipshit just got an ashy larry."

or

"who the fuck left this ashy larry"

by lburgrecluse March 18, 2008

Larry Stylinson

Something that is not true AT ALL. The fans thought this up and it was one of the big reasons the band split up. So, if the fans stopped this, they would get together sooner. Harry and Louis are friends and that's it.

Do you ship Larry Stylinson?
No, of course, I don't! It's fake!

by Uh-Hi-ILove1D April 23, 2020

larry enticer

when a dumb fucking bald middle aged man takes his ancient fucking v twin puts on a wig and fucks himself up to the nine on huge ass ramps.

"dude your dads such a larry enticer"
"ya i know man. i have double cancer now."

by hgygyg November 13, 2018

bad larry

a derogatory name for someone whom you find masturbating in a public restroom

"Joe's beating it in the stall! Joe, you bad larry you!"

by sarpaia June 22, 2006

No Stunt Larrie

A no stunt larrie is someone in the One Direction fandom who believes that Louis Tomlinson and Harry styles are in a relationship and have been for around the past thirteen years.

BUT we believe that neither of them have ACTUALLY dated anyone in this time.

We belive that all their relationships such as, Haylor (Harry Styles and Taylor Swift), Elounor (Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder), and many more, are fake relationships set up by their management to appeal the public eye, AKA, a Publicity Stunt.

List of stunts
haylor
elounor
holivia
Louis and Danielle (couldn't find ship name)
Hendall

Camile and harry (couldn't find ship name)
TO LAZY TO FIND MORE SORRY BUDS HAVNT BEEN IN THE FANDOM FOR TOO LONG

There are also other forms of larries, like, No stunt Buzzing larries, and just plain old Larries

"Hey, how many people has harry dated?"

"One"

"No, there is more than one!"

"They are called Publicity stunts darling. I am a No Stunt Larrie"

by LEEEEBEEEE March 22, 2023