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Kristina 

She is one of the craziest people you'll ever meet. Loves to party drink uncontrollably and wont remember things she did the next day πŸ˜‚. She's down a down ass bitch though who will do anything for her closest friends. She can be really thoughtful and nurturing. Don't ever mess with Kristina! she will put you to your place. An amazing friend but the worst enemy. She gets in trouble a lot so you need to watch out sometimes. Overall, shes fun to be with and you wont get bored at all. Watching her do her thing is pure Entertainment!
Damn Kristina! what did you get yourself into this time?
Kristina by Elmow March 26, 2019
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Krystian 

Hey krystian ready to go down the rabbit hole
Krystian by Amlpwjh November 22, 2021
a wonderful girl with an amazing personality she likes to fart alot in class and smell it.
kristin: *farts* mmmm that smells so good.
kristin by xxphyschopyroxx December 9, 2014
ugliest girl you'll meet. most awful girl ever. may seem nice, then she's the worst thing you've ever seen. she burns your eyes.
boy: have you met kristin?
other boy: no brah, don't wanna.
boy: yeah broseph, she's so hideous
other boy: i know, she smells like shit
boy: whatta kristin
Kristin by jbiebzlover5126 August 7, 2011

Kristina 

A corrupted version of the name "Christina".
Someone with this name who is worthy of note is Kristina Horner, a.k.a. talentless singer for the Wizard Rock band The Parselmouths, Mrs Nerimon, and hyperactive dumb, blonde, all-American vlogger on the popular video-sharing website YouTube, who posts videos under the pseudonym italktosnakes.
Guy 1: Dude, do you watch italktosnakes on YouTube?
Guy 2: Who, Kristina Horner? Nah man, she makes me want to punch my computer moniter.
Nerimon: Hey! Leave my girlfriend alone!
Guy 1: Dude...shut the fuck up.
Kristina by MrNerimon April 26, 2009

Kristina Brooks 

The best girl to ever exist, If you ever meet one they will be amazing. She is an amazing kisser and is usually shy but dont piss her off or she'll beat you.
Kristina brooks, Im gonna love her
The most basic of all of the basic white girls, extremely intelligent but also lacking any form of common sense. Loyal friend, awesome sister, cat lady in training.
β€œDid you hear Becky got a 104 as her final grade in AP Bio?” β€œOh my god, what a Kristin”
Kristin by Skankhunt434 December 25, 2019