kevin bacon

a man of many wonders and sillyness.

Because Kevin Bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his Footloose performance was life-changing.

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

Kevin McCarthy

The loathsome and pathetic Republican House Minority Leader of Congress

Lord help us if a partisan wimp like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House. The guy would kill his mother to please the former guy

by Soul_Driver July 24, 2021

kevin

v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.

After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.

by BrandonY October 10, 2006

kevin

A wooden dildo so girls will get splinters in their vaginas

My grandma used her kevin last night... it was hot I wasn't really sure if she was moaning of screaming out of pain but i liked it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

by cr3my testicle October 11, 2019

kevin

a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.

have you seen the ass kevin?

by bitchy like always May 5, 2009

Kevin Jonas

A heart melting-ly sweet guy... That is the absolute definition of perfection. Even if you are on the brink of tears if he starts laughing, so do you. You can't help but want to be close to him. His smile literally is irresistible.

He is the mental thought "There he is..." the weak at the knees, what is happening to me?, How is he so easy to love?, and every fiber of your being wants to go straight up to him and kiss him and tell him that you are meant. Then you realize you can't, and it breaks your heart. Kevin Jonas if you are reading this you should know that I mean every word because I'm a caring person.

by Flawlessly Imperfect October 10, 2008

A Kevin

A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.

Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.

by Bradllie July 20, 2018