kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.

“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof”

by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

Kitchen cunt

A slur towards extremely sexist woman. Not to be used as a generalization or for misogynistic purposes and only applies to woman who are extraordinarily sexist towards men.

That kitchen cunt on tiktok who was exposed for falsifying a rape accusation against her ex is preaching "kill all men" because she has daddy issues and feels the need to project it onto all men.

by 36368876 February 28, 2023

kitchen baby

A new employee in restaurant who cooks food.

The kitchen baby didn't know how to restock fry tubs

by Kitchen babii March 12, 2023

Kitchen

The place that Jogn lights on fire at 3 am because he's bored.

You: JOGN WHY DID YOU LIGHT THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN!!!
Jogn: I WAS BLACK

by Robbie622 June 24, 2023

kitchen conversation

A conversation that includes information that cannot leave this discussion, includes tea that cannot be further spilled.

Imma tell you this but it’s a kitchen conversation, so it stays between us.

by littleblackmunchkin June 27, 2023

Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023