Keaton

My fucking name

Fuck Keaton in the ass

by I-hate-gays June 10, 2022

Kenoekenut

1. An elusive form of coconut pudding that requires rare vanilla beans and a Vitamix
2. A Canadian town in Saskatchewan where beavers frequently chew through power poles and cause outages
3. A medical condition that makes it difficult for a man to reach climax, commonly solved by OMG Cream
4. A Canadian colony in the Bahamas

"Hey, can you make kenoekenut on a stovetop?" "No, you need a Vitamix."

"Last time I visited Kenoekenut I had the hardest time jigging my cod."

"Doc, I've got kenoekenut. Do you have a cream for that?"

by lubesommelier June 14, 2022

Kencole

Do not look through his camera roll.

Kencole: Don't look at my camera roll, I have some weird shit on there.

by kencole lover July 6, 2022

Kenori

Kenori is a gender neutral name meaning smart/wise lover.

Kenori was the most gentle lover and always took care of his partner.

by LilJayBird July 11, 2022

Keaton and Hannah

Friends who are not a couple but should be. Everyone knows that they like eachother but they are both to shy to say it! If they were to get together they would be an unstoppable power couple. They would be an inspiration to their friends and be the sweetest, most honest, and chill couple you would ever meet!

Girl #1- did you see keaton and hannah got together?
Guy #1- yea I wish I had a relationship like that
Girl #2- they are so nice to me, I hope I can be like them one day

by propheciesofTRUTH July 28, 2022

Keaton

Keaton funny creative artsy smart man. Can charm any woman especially blonde hair 5.4 5.9 tall women. He also has and incredibly massive hog. Like I mean that thing is like a fire hose.

I’m so deeply in love with Keaton

by Mount Sentinel student August 5, 2022

Keaton

A super hot guy, always liked by everyone, he is at least 6’0 and pulls.

Everyone secretly loved Keaton

by IKnowwhatyoudid,Kai August 25, 2022