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Helen Keller

When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
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kelli

a nasty ass hoe who like to think she’s better than me and all my friends. don’t be a kelli or you will lose all your friends and just be a whore. she is a washed up rat who will kiss your ass until someone wants it then she wants them. she’s a bitch and she tries to steals boyfriends and other shit too. Uses too much hairspray, probably doesn’t know what shaving is, doesn’t shut the fuck, acts like the best when everyone wants to rip open her jaw and piss down her throat and use her pussy as a piss dispenser.
ew god, it’s kelli.
by i like dick and shit November 29, 2017
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Helen Keller

When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.
I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007
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helen keller

When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.
John was so blind drunk that he Helen Kellered two babes.
by milnor April 16, 2006
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Kellen

More than likely become gay. May have a problem with school and friendships. Has problems with his temper.
Kellen is FAGGOT
by Do Durr December 3, 2018
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Kelli

An annoying manipulative bitch who despite being nice isnt enough and like to take your man.
by yeeeeetlit-alex March 3, 2019
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The Helen Keller

This sexual maneuver can be achieved to finish off a blow job. All the guy has to do is remove his penis from the mouth, ejaculate in the eyes, and clap the girl on the sides of the head forcefully.
Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.
by gtheg April 1, 2008
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