Keebitty

Someone who cant use their brain; stupid

He didn’t survive in the fire because he was such a keebitty.

by Kasen761 August 27, 2025

Keeblur

Something that is gatekept after being unheard

"house." "what did you say?" "keeblur." "...no you didnt." "yes i did."

by keeblur November 1, 2025

keegs

or keegsing keegsmaxxing
an idiots term for saying Kegels, the act of doing them at any rate. replaces the word to a friendlier alternative to kegels
which I'm sure every alpha generated kid is happy to start doing at a young age coinciding with abstinence

"Keegs" - noun/adverb replacement for kegels, -ing for active principle

some idiots on SA or 4chan started this stupid shit called keegs or keeging to be cool. now I keep seeing it stuck in my algos and its gonna be like 6-7 all over again.

by elemao123 December 13, 2025

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

Luke keeble

This means you are a terrible driver. You can’t even take corners at 20mph without skidding and like to reverse into cars at work. You need your license taking off you to makes the roads a safer place

Jesus Christ you drive like a luke keeble you dangerous c*nt

by Tank man October 2, 2020

Hayden Keesee

The best person in the whole wide world! They usually have curly blonde pretty hair. They are the kindest most loving person you will ever meet in your whole life and you will probably fall in love with them (forever). Don’t lose a Hayden! They don’t deserve you. Sweetest kindest athletic and always very muscular. Someone you will never forget.

Hayden Keesee! I love Hayden!

by Littleskittles17 March 31, 2022

bradley keeso

A guy with great whipping skills and a guy very tall who’s meant for a Sandra person and a dogs best friend

Let’s see sandra and Bradley keeso

by Skskbrazy August 27, 2022