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[Priyanka Chopra Jonas]

Priyanka Chopra Jonas is a former miss world(2000), actress, model, singer, philanthropist, tech investor, one of the most popular actress of Bollywood and now hollywood.
Since 2015 she went to Hollywood and became in the first indian actress to be the lead in a mainstream american series (Quantico).
In 2016 she was in the list of 100 most influential people in the world by Times magazine, in 2017 and 2018 was part of the list of 100 most influential women by Forbes.
In december 2019 will be honoured with Danny Kaye Humanitarian Award for her work with UNICEF for the last 10 years.

Her recent movie The Sky is Pink has being acclaimed (with standing ovations of 15 minutes) in festivals like Tiff, London Film Festival and Busan film festival.
Global brand ambassador of JBL, Crocs, NBA.
She is a very strong woman that show how to rise of the ashes every time someone try to hurt her; even when people is trying to create convenient narratives for them, she always demonstrate with actions that truth win at the end.
She is expert ignoring trolls and calming them with results.
In December of 2018 she married the american singer Nick Jonas with 2 ceremonies (hindu and christian) in India.
She is a legend and the world always will remember her.
Person 1: That girl from Quantico is a great actress!

Person 2: Of course, because she is Priyanka Chopra Jonas.
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Person 1: Until now the performance of Priyanka Chopra Jonas in the film 'The Sky is Pink' is the best of her career.
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas is a beautiful woman inside out.
by VeronicaAdams November 1, 2019
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the jonas brothers

The Jonas Brothers were once a popular boy band that was all the rage about two years ago. They were a trio of morons, or three brothers that probably took turns giving eachother blow jobs every night before bed. They would go on-stage and pose with Gibson guitars that they couldn't even play. I mean, why would you need to play them when you could just have a backing band do it for you? They sing like they're constipated, they write cliche cheesy lyrics that the tweenie-bop mongoloids just went batshit crazy for. However, like all shitty products of Disney, they fell and faded away about a year ago and will most likely never come back. That is a good thing.
Last year, I always hoped that the Jonas Brothers would crash into a telephone pole while they were in their car having butt sex. Now a year later, that wish has sort of come true...except they aren't dead. Damn!
by Marco K. June 1, 2010
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Jonas Brothers

Three guys (if you can even call them that) who for some reason have a shit load of fans even though they clearly do not possess any talent; you would realize this if you weren't retarded.
Their "music" (I almost threw up writing that) is supposedly directed at 8 to maybe 14 year olds, yet ALL THEIR FUCKING SONGS ARE ABOUT LOVE. No damned 10 year old knows what the hell it feels like to be in love. See a problem? Hopefully you do 'cause man, there's a LOT of them.
Random things I feel like ranting about:

1. They. Are. Not. Rock. Not now, not ever. If you think they are rock you should probably just drop dead now. Like, right now. Thanks.
2. ANYONE comparing JB to The Beatles should automatically just fall off the damned earth on to their own little planet of terrible music (JB, Miley Cyrus, all other Disney tools). It's best for everyone who actually know what real music is.
3. I see them EVERYWHERE I go. Which is indeed a horrible sight on account of I don't enjoy my eyes spazzing at the sight of them. And on that note...
4. THEY'RE SO FUCKING UGLY. Christ they look like deformed giraffes combined with dead raccoons (no offense to either specie).
5. It makes me laugh in a beyond retarded manner when the best insult fans can come up with is "YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!!" ('Your' usually used instead of the correct 'you're' on account of their brains have melted to nothingness). The fuck is there to be jealous of? Sure I'm not famous, sure barely anyone knows my name, but I have more talent than they will ever have, thus, THEY should be jealous of ME. Biiitch.
6. Hopefully, if we are lucky enough, in a few months JB will dissapear without a trace. Now that, would be AWESOME.

Yea that was my rant.
They have such shit lyrics. I'm sick of people saying that they're so meaningful and inspiring:
"I climb a tree outside her home.
To make sure she is alone.
She looks up and sees me there.
Still I can't help but stop and stare.
That's what I go to school for.
Even though it is a real bore.
You can call me crazy.
She is so amazing."

First of all, what the hell why are the Jonas Brothers stalkers? They sound like a creepy version of Dr.Seuss. Second, if a Jonas Brother climbed a tree outside my house to be creepy mother fucker I'd push him off and call the cops. Third, how are these lyrics meaningful? Well, I guess they COULD be meaningful.. to someone who's a bloody stalker and does this every night to some poor, poor soul.
& Yes, I searched up Jonas Brothers lyrics. Yes, I am downright ashamed. But it's better than knowing the lyrics! Gotta give me something for that.
by RAHHHHHH March 12, 2009
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Jonathan Davis

lyricist and singer for the band korn. writes about himself and his pain a lot.. likes to rhyme pain with shame, blame, fame, insane and lame...rhymes hate with, rape. has to be the greatest lyricist to have ever lived. nick cave would be committing suicide if he heard about jonathans paaaain.
jonathan davis - i feel so much pain, blame and shame im going to go insane, its you i hate cos its me you raped
by regrijhijhre August 16, 2010
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Jonas Brothers

A canned band with the brand of disney.
They don't sing, they don't play the guitar, they walk around the stage and sometimes dance and jump up and down. Here's the big question. When everyone is jumping around and neglecting their instruments, where's the music coming from.
(PROTIP: Not them)
Also, purity rings? Give me a fuckin' break.
9 YO girl: I love the Jonas Brothers.
Me: I know, it's really not your fault at all. Blame Disney for getting at you before your mind's fully matured.
by Anonymous1245 June 24, 2008
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Jonathan

A very cold person who doesn't care for most people, you have to earn his respect and takes friendship very seriously and is honorable. They enjoy dark comedy and are very unforgiving they like to take things scientifically they also love falcons and raptors. Jonathan's are usually good looking and don't really like most modern rap they are funny And if you earn their friendship they will be polite to you and his other firends,also Jonathan's love war and guns and love fighting games also like history and armor
Jonathan is very mean to Alison and that's good because she is a Cunt
by Mercenary_Redz June 15, 2017
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Dr. Jonas Salk

The motherfucking badass who created the first polio vaccine. Guy was a god damn G.
Steve: Who discovered the polio vaccine?
George: Dr. Jonas "Motherfuckin" Salk that's who.
Steve: Dr. Jonas Salk? Was he a badass?
George: Fuck yes he was.
by Voltaire302 June 8, 2010
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