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A Jonas Brother Wannabe

Have you ever seen a random little kid wearing skinny jeans and trying to grow out his 'side-burns'? (which are totally not there!)

That tries so hard to get that 'Look'?

That says "Oh those Jonas kids are like so gay man, why would you love them?"?

That my friend, is what we call, A JONAS BROTHER WANNABE! This means that a male wants to be just like The Jonas Brothers, A hot, 'In' group that gets all the girls.
Guy: *Wearing skinnies, and has purposely curled hair*

Girl: *Walks past guy laughing hysterically and whispers to friend* He wishes he was a Jonas Brother...

Guy: *Stops Girl* No way man, those guys are like so gay.

Girl: You're a JONAS BROTHER WANNABE!
by Jonas_Anonymous August 12, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

One of the worst bands ever formed in the history of the world.

An insult to music, these assholes are worshiped by 12-year-old girls worldwide, who will "attack" you on the internet if you insulted the "perfect Jonas hotties."

Their attacks consist of:
-UR JUS JELOZ CUZ THEY R HOTTR THN U!!!1
-UR JUS AN UGLY OL MAN WHOS JELOS!!1
-UR R SO DUMB ND RETRDED!!1

They are typical Disney boy band shit, that deserves to die.
by greenpeas August 19, 2009
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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.
After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.
by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009
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Peace Love Jonas

An extremely annoying phrase chanted by fans (Predominantly female fans) of the Jonas Brothers. The fans use it just about everywhere whether it be on YouTube, Forums or FaceBook... Hell, they even scream it in person
JB Fan: OmGZ HI!!!1! PEACE LOVE JONAS!1!1!!1

Intelligent Person: You JB fans are all the same :|
by MegadethFan345 January 28, 2010
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Joe Jonas

The worst singer ever in the worst band ever. He sounds like a little girl when he sings.
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world's overall IQ level would hit an all time high.
by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009
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frankie jonas

the youngest brother to the Jonas Brothers; the Jonas Bonus. the MAN. A studmuffin and not to mention in the process of becoming as attractive as his brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.
Frankie Jonas is pro at getting attention from older girls from his adorableness.
by pineapplegrl080 January 2, 2008
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Nick Jonas Power Moment

-Adjective

A section found in almost every Jonas Brothers' song (A band of brothers originating from New Jersey) where the youngest Jonas Brother, Nicholas Jerry Jonas, sings, using a large portion of his soul and guts, inducing thousands of fan-girls to tears.
Can't have you: "So tell me what we're fighting for, cause you know that the truth means so much more..."

Sorry: "Filled with sorrow filled with pain, knowing that I am to blame, for leaving your heart out in the rain..."

Don't Charge me for the crime: "I throw him out of the car, I say, you know me well. I'm not going to jail, I'm not paying your bail..."

These are all Nick Jonas Power Moments.
by Nick-Jonas-Fan September 13, 2009
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