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Udder Job

When your girl gives you a hand job milking your cock like a cow’s udder.

Typically performed while male is on all fours with cock dangling down like an engorged cow udder. Milking to competition in a bucket or glass optional.
Sheila gave me the best udder job last night. Milked me like a cow.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
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bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.
bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."
by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019
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pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
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The Quay Job

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014
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Gap Job

N.: The highly erotic and sexually stimulating act of licking your sexual partners goouch.
Dude, I got a crazy gap job last night. I just gave her a gap job, she was all up on my goouch.
by GapJobMaster67 June 14, 2011
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giggle job

sticking the penis in the mouth while giggling. Originally and ideally, the male would tickle the girl so she starts to giggle, and then quickly sneaks his penis into her mouth.
Do not confuse with giggle sex, which is not actually sexual at all.
female: "hehehoogg...*gag*...wa aw o ooing!"
male: "what?"
female: "What are you doing?"
male: "GIGGLE JOB!"
by Wred July 19, 2007
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McWalMart Job

Poor quality employment that pays minimum wage or lower such that if endured for long it becomes a necessity.
Person 1: Hey man, do you get paid well enough at your Job to be able to pay off debts?
Person 2: I wish, I make minimum wage on my McWalMart Job, I can barely pay off my bills, can't even think of paying debts.
Person 1: Sad to hear. Hope you can find something worth the time.
by /u/HalfMileRide March 5, 2019
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