pinwheel jerk

Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.

"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"

by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017

Jerk OOF

when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.

Hey son are u do--
*drops the basket off clothing*

son*Jerk OOF*

by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018

In-House Jerk

When the tip of one’s penis is inside of another’s vagina or anus, and then jerked off until finishing inside.

Last night I had a threesome with Jessica and Haley, which ended with an In-House Jerk.

by Treeguts December 23, 2018

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

jerk-sleeping

When a male or female needs to masturbate in order to sleep.

Dude, when you're as depressed as I am; jerk-sleeping is the only cure for sleeplessness.

by imadetheword March 23, 2019

Jerk it June

It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on

Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24

by Bigpeepeeman6969 May 23, 2019