when u are jerking off to some good shit with earbuds in at full volume and ur mom walks in on u naked holding ur dick while u two look at each other dead eye.
by NiggerTrapper October 17, 2018
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"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"
by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017
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by Treeguts December 23, 2018
Get the In-House Jerk mug.“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
Get the Jingle Jerk mug.The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
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Get the jerk-sleeping mug.The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
by SteveLaurent May 16, 2019
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