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A really funny person with great side comments for school. Always makes your face turn bright red with laughter. Also super cute.
"Whose that great guy over there?" That's Jaken.
Jaken by LaughyTaughy September 7, 2017
He is a farmer cause a badass mother fucker isn’t a job title
Yo tats a bam jaden
Jaden by Myassitches6969 September 11, 2018
The ugliest thing ever to exist, Throws beans at people every day ,Made Liquid Moto Moto
Girl 1: Ew its Jaden
Girl 2:Gross he's BREATHING
Girl 1 & 2: *Gets beans thrown at them*
Jaden by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 21, 2019
Jaden is a asshole he doesn’t have girlfriend he acts very tough but when he gets in trouble he cry’s like a little bitch he has a small penis he says he has a big one and makes fun of people who actually have big dicks he makes fun of poor people even though he wears the same hoodie and shoes every day he is a big ASSHOLE
Girl:ew look at that kid Jaden he’s a bully
Jaden:*cries*
Jaden by Theniggga September 8, 2019
"ew its giving jaleah" (duty black bimbo)
Jaleah by anonymous March 7, 2023

Jaden Gupta 

He's litawalee the coolest guy to ever walk the Earth. He praises EHHHHH BUDDD. He's got the biggest peen in the world even though he's Indian. He's a god at FIFA, and has a better team than anyone he knows. Jadens are going to rule the wold but especially Jaden Gupta, because he's got a big peen. Don't mess with Jaden Gupta or he'll take you and your friends around the block for the rest of his life.
Dude 1: U met Jaden Gupta?
Dude 2: Yeah! He's got the fattest peen and he's cracked at FIFA.