John 

The most generic name I have ever heard

Oh my gosh, what a john, he has beautiful hair for beautiful people and superhero body on roblox

John by My pseudonym, not yours April 18, 2021

John 

someone who takes all of your boyfriend time by being friends with him :(

are you with john today or do i get to see you

John by gusisbus April 21, 2021

John 

Large cock and ball will smash to the end of his days America fuck all around guy

Ohhhhyay John smash harder

John by Dhdhdbd May 6, 2021

John 

A John is a person who likes sports, music and being alone. John has a lot of friends and is a very nice person in general. John is a very relaxed person and is happiest alone on his computer or playing soccer or baseball with his friends. If a John gets angered, he won't tell anyone because John is a nice person. but if it continues, he will fight back. A John is a competitive funny knowledgeable science nerd who has a lot of experience with love compared to kids his age. John also loves Pokemon and drawing and dislikes most of his close family.

"did you see? John got the new Pikachu Vmax card!"

John by John's are cool May 11, 2021

John 

Always right

That man is such a John at math

John by Homie j May 12, 2021

John 

A good friend who will be nice and will always stick with his friends

boy: who is that guy?
also boy: i think its john he is really nice.

John by Mr. Monke MAn May 14, 2021

John 

Persona 5 royal spiderman into the spider-verse boobity boopitys

Nobody

John what's up danger

John by Kasumi47 May 18, 2021