pat fans

pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman

Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”

Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”

Woman 1: “...”

by Galactic Jammer May 29, 2018

Pat McGlynn

King of dust, defender of the Nah

Are you tryin to live like Pat McGlynn? Look dusty as hell and just Nah mofos all day.

by Rosa parks 69 December 28, 2018

Govemenji (pat)

A very cute person that deserves this whole world, smells great and always looks fabulous! GOVEMENJI >>>>

“FRACK YOU YOU SMELL!!”

Calm down ohri, be more like Govemenji (pat)

by Royumpy May 1, 2022

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Pedo Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023