I'm phelan like Pat

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

pat your doo doo wee

The action of patting someone's head while shitting in their mouths because you fucking hate them but can't help but respect them.

Person 1: I SWEAR I will pat your doo doo wee
Person 2: ok...

by May 17 2023 May 18, 2023

flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa July 14, 2015

Pat My Crease

When a woman wants you to have sex with her

Then Michelle said "Hey honey! Come over here and pat my crease!"

by Beefmakespremium August 02, 2019

Pat Conway

Definition of Fag

My name is Pat Conway; I’m 5’0, addicted to NYQuil, and I rock a .5 GPA

by Weedle415 September 29, 2019

Pat McAfee

The baddest motherf--ker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!

Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's sole left his body, not wanting to be grouped with such a loser.

by Shamaster78 December 04, 2020

Pat Henry

Descendant of the American Patriot and possibly Bigfoot, due to size and hairiness; Coolest guy ever.

Bill O'Reilly is another Pat Henry: he's tall and he yells a lot".

by mattdad August 21, 2009