Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train

This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Cuck holding

When two or more chickens are holding hands with each other.
Another use for the phrase is when one partner of a relationship has sex with another person (stranger or friend)
whilst the other person in the relationship watches.

first example:
cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck
(proceeds to hold hand)
second example:
guy1: my wife and I have started cuck holding
guy2: wow thats really cool, can I get in on the action as well?
guy1: as long as you have a superman outfit and you are happy with fucking my wife, then go right ahead buddy, I'll see you in the wardrobe... that's where I like watch from sexy.

by MarmiteWhite le poop dealer October 14, 2019

Hold Your Water

Stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: What does that mean to say, "hold your water"?
Francis: It means stop gossiping, blabbing, etc. Shut up, bite your tongue.

Ashley: I saw my bff kissing my bf.
Francis: Omg, hold your water.

by AshleyandFrank February 10, 2012

Hold Your Pants On

A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".

Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!

Senior - Hold your pants on.

by Happysquirrel93 April 29, 2009

hold your fire

calm down and be patient

Hold your fire. You didn't get the full story.

by The Return of Light Joker August 29, 2011

down to hold hands

Homerun of the Mormon bases system. First base is talking to someone of the opposite gender, second base is getting within 2 feet of someone of the opposite gender, third base is hugging, and homerun is holding hands.

"Can you believe how slutty Larissa is? She's telling all the guys she's DTHH (down to hold hands)"

by Anon100101vfhseivbfhksvbfheuwv May 13, 2012

hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.

Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.

by Willyummm July 31, 2010