Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 20, 2024

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Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 25, 2023

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When a men enters a woman and urinates then chills

by Flybish May 19, 2022

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The area between a woman's thigh and vagina. Small indention in upper thigh that covers vagina keeping it hot.

by Nightwolf5525 July 27, 2017

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This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum

by McCray February 12, 2016

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A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.

I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!

by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019

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When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 03, 2017

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