cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 18, 2019

granny hooking

To shag a prostitute over the age of 50

Tom went granny hooking, the filthy fucker!

by Fit bitch September 04, 2017

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 08, 2010

sky hook

A very rare soccer maneuver in which a goal is scored directly on a corner kick without any other player touching the ball.

Sukru Gulesin, a Turkish professional soccer player who also played for two Italian clubs, scored on 32 sky hooks in his career, more than any other player before or since.

by Guayaquil January 06, 2018

Hooked the shits

To get explosive diarrhea.

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.

by Colin_White69 January 05, 2021

Dick Hooked

After having sexual intercourse with your significant or fuck buddy. It was so “amazing” that you start crying over it/him.

Alex had sex with Jacob and now he’s dick hooked.

by kulatto February 11, 2020

By hook or by crook

Pulling a Howard and getting it done.

"By hook or by crook" we're going to make it to Orlando by midnight !

by T-Dawg007 January 15, 2022