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emil hefel

emil hefel has 15 inches long pp
by heffert69 September 23, 2019
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Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.
She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!
by unklebear February 25, 2021
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J-Hoffed

When your car runs out of gas, you kick in to neutral and go smooth sailing about a qrt of a mile. And then kick it back into drive about 100- yards give or take. REPETITVELY
I J-Hoffed my car last night, I am completely out of gas.
by bncreampie July 16, 2021
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Thomas Heffner

Thomas Heffner-fine,athletic,funny, and intelligent.
by her💗 November 22, 2021
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Allah Haffezkom

It's a wish in Arabic for someone, basically means " Allah protect you". Mainly used in moslem communities, not so common tho.
Your family does charity?Such a wisdom, Allah Haffezkom .
by Ehsan2754 December 23, 2021
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Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
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sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.
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