spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 4, 2009

C-Ground

The superior floor at burton and garran hall

Hey which floor are you on?

I'm on A2.

AHAHAHAHAH RIP that this shittest one!

Well what floor are you on?

C-Ground

Oh fuck fair enough you got lucky

by depstu August 20, 2021

Ground beef in a can

Artillery shells and equipment

Let's not get chummed by ground beef in a can

by Cody5050 January 23, 2022

Ground Quaker

A person that makes the earth cry when they fat ass takes a step on the poor earths crust.

Gerardo Morales is the king of the ground Quakers

by Allseerer September 20, 2023

ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.

Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!

by anonymouschickk April 1, 2011

ground weasle

A person who always weasles their out of coming up top to the work front to be "ground guy" Got into the trade through nepotism and has zero skill. Unapologetically shitty at their job and makes you think " how the fuck are they still employed".

Hey Ground Weasle! Got a copy!

Yeah its totally fucked... looks like the gound weasle was here.

by Andy Snifterbum October 5, 2023

Ground floor

Ground floor enter the street, 1st floor you are jumping out a window

I jump out the 1st floor window not the ground floor because Amanda told me it was the street and died

by Livvysmallfeet March 24, 2021