Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

Goober

A goober is a person who is gooby or has a lot of goob.

Your such a goober.

by Heheheyup March 19, 2023

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

Goonie Goober

Generally a man between the ages of 18 to 25 who partakes in collecting, training, experimenting, and learning with and about firearms of all variants

As well as Gear and equipment and having lengthy debates on what *insert item/gun* is the meta for that month. Sometimes partaking in prepping for SHTF

And then as well as young men who has seen the horrors that the North America has to offer, experiences with eldrich abominations that can only be told on the coldest of nights with quite a bit of liquid courage

Hey man, have you heard about what Steve just bought?

Yeah, he’s such a Goonie Goober

by GoonWalker May 11, 2023

Goober

Stupid cute silly idiot that is so goofy that they are so adorable!!!!!!!

1-"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob
2-"You're such a fucking goober istg"
3-I don't fucking know anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE PUT ME BACK IN 12TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Spacey the Cosmic Spider April 27, 2024

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019