Gooberism

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

Gooberism

When someone starts acting more and more like a goober.

Stop having a gooberism.

by The real goober April 16, 2023

gooberism

the act, state, or process of becoming a goober

Martha is going through gooberism and becoming a silly billy!

by rosybelt July 10, 2023

Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.

"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....

by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.

Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism

by anonymous August 30, 2025

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science May 21, 2008